Snuffy Arrod

For the last 30 years I have had very short hair(Number 1 or 2)Which was self inflicted. My darling wife has recently persuaded me to let it grow. So, not wishing to cause any aggro it has grown. So it needed a trim. I have been to gents hairdressers owned by a young lady. She did the job well and to my satisfaction. NEXT. How much is this going to cost I thought. I was completely amazed when she replied ''£1.50 Please''

I would never employ a childminder Named Mick.

The wife was looking after the grandchildren on saturday night. Being lonely I went on the pop. Out with Terry Akers until 1.30. Did I sleep. Rough all day on Sunday. Went to bed at 19.00 hours. Up at 5.00 am to do my bit for Accrington Stanley.

I have lived in Great Harwood all my life(66 Years) I am sure the person that wrote the article on my beloved home town in the June edition of Lancashire Life has never been anywhere near the place.

It was a good afternoon in the Commy yesterday watching PNE get beaten. What made it better was Sid being in Garstang for the day. Spud and Gonz were over the moon. No aggro, silliness and no gobbin off.